B-Hugs
Since 3D motion pictures have re-entered our lives of late to become all the rage, I’ve been spending day and night raking my head ways to capitalize on this action, until last night it hit me like a bolt of lightning: what better way to blast 3D into the next level than by marrying it with a beloved classic? No flashy special effects, no blue-screen and no post-production trickery - just quality acting, classy dialogue and real-life emotions brought to life via height, width, and depth. And so for my first foray into the world of film I’ve decided to do a 3D production of Little Women. Movie critics will be in competition with technology aficionados and literature buffs on whose mouth is further agape. Sitting in the theater with the colorful shades, it’s a feast for both the senses and the heart, as your head jerks to avoid the butt of Jo’s spunk when she inadvertently insults Mr Laurnces’ painting, you turn the other cheek as the teachers hand threatingly nears Amy’s face when her only crime was trading in lime, have Jo so close as she consummates her nuptials with Professor Bhaer that you can almost breath in the sweet fragrance of her hair, reach out your hand to as if to touch the faint cloud of Beth’s dying breath. I’ve been fucking around with a tagline and so far the best I’ve come up with is Little Women: 4 Lives, 4 Passions, 3 Dimensions.
